NORMUND: WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN

Normund: Perfect for fanfic of all sorts

Now that our long, national nightmare called Season 8 has finally come to end, a weary nation turns its thoughts, once again, to our beloved Normund. As we all know by now, Normund Gentle did not win the title Your American Idol. "Why?? Why???!!" cry legions of Gentle Folk. Had we known the outcome of our folly, would we have been so willing to embrace Kradam back in the day? Ladies and gentlemen, hindsight is 20 proof. Nevertheless, we can learn from it. As Top Idol shows us in her recent piece, shipping the right couple can make or break our future. Behold what could have been:
Top Idol: Krorm or Norminson.


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Posted by: Posh Frauen - 04 January, 2010 - 17:09:05
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Andy Bernard scooped me in the preceding article. I'm so upset I'm going to go make myself an old-fashioned and read Cosmo magazine!
Posted by: Andy Bernard - 04 January, 2010 - 17:13:35
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Oh I see Posh Frauen - copycat! And I will meet Normund and I don't need TopIdol to introduce me either!
Posted by: Posh Frauen - 04 January, 2010 - 17:21:03
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You STOLE that story from me, Bernard. That's the last time I go out for a 5 martini lunch with you!
Posted by: Bambi - 04 January, 2010 - 17:56:22
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Oh my gosh! Don't fight you guys. We need to stick together so Normund can win this season of American Idol!!!!!! Fighting is scary! Stop!
Posted by: Evil Frau - 04 January, 2010 - 19:06:19
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Heh. Heh. Heh. THIS is what I like to see. In-fighting amongst the stupid OTT fans of Normund Gentle. You idiots. No one cares about Krorm. You are so delusional.
Posted by: Andy Bernard - 04 January, 2010 - 19:45:13
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You had 8 martinis at lunch but who's counting?

Shut up, Evil Frau. Krorm is love!
Posted by: Marty Culp - 04 January, 2010 - 20:18:25
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I'm just thrilled to see these two articles in the mainstream press about this. It only proves that it's true.
Posted by: Pepe LePew - 04 January, 2010 - 21:57:40
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Personally, I would have preferred Adamundy or maybe Normbert. Think of the yards of shiny fabric that would have meant!
Posted by: Knows Everything - 04 January, 2010 - 22:09:27
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Actually, it should be Krund rather than Krorm.
Posted by: Constantine M - 04 January, 2010 - 22:35:01
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I wish Normund had been on my year! We could have been Constanmund. Or Normuntine. Or Gentleoulis.

Rawk on!

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